Pamene adayambitsa Universal seri Bus mu 1996, bambo, samaseka. Mutha kumamatira zinthu zambiri mu socket kwangotsala nthawi pang'ono kuti wina adzigwire yekha ndi cholakwika cha I/O chosayenera nthawi zonse. Chabwino, mwina pali kale forum ya izo. Kuti zikuthandizeni kuiwala chithunzi choyipacho, yang'anani izi m'malo mwake:
Zamkatimu[ kubisa ]
- 1. Galimoto Yanu
- 2. USB Diso Kutentha
- 3. USB Pole Dancer
- 4. Mbewa ya Steampunk
- 5. The Littlest Flash Drive
- 6. Mpira wa USB Bowling
- 7. Universal Swiss Army Knife
- 8. USB Web Server
- 9. Mamilioni a Brewster (ma kilobytes)
- 10. USB Hamster Wheel
- 11. Laser Wotsogolera Rocket Launcher
- 12. Barbie USB Drive
- 13. Ashtray yopanda Utsi
- 14. USB Aquarium
- 15. Nambala Yokhoma USB Drive
- 16. The Real Thumb Drive
- 17. Olankhula Mphika wa Maluwa
- 18. Ghost Radar
- 19. Mini Fridge
- 20. USB Air Mask
1. Galimoto Yanu
Kalelo mu 2005, Mazda adatenga mawu akuti memory key kwenikweni, akumanga galimoto yomwe idayatsidwa. kuyambitsidwa ndi memory stick . Galimotoyo imathanso kuyamwa njira zoyendetsera pakompyuta komanso ngakhale kuyika wailesi ndi ma MP3 kuchokera pakusintha kosinthira koyambira. Tsoka ilo lingaliro silinawonekere kuyambira pomwe Mazda Sassou adawonetsedwa ku Frankfurt Motor Show - mwina Mazda adazindikira kuti kupanga anthu kuganiza za PC yawo (ndi masewera awo) asanakhale kumbuyo kwa gudumu la galimoto yeniyeni sikunali koyenera. lingaliro.
2. USB Diso Kutentha
Muzatsopano zomwe zikuwoneka kuti zidathawa filimu yowopsa, mutha tsopano tenthetsa m'maso mwanu powalumikiza ku PC yanu. Mvetserani, Japan, ngati mukuyembekeza kuti anthu aziyika maelekitirodi m'maso mwawo ndibwino kuti apereke zithunzi za 3D za mpikisano wa Cheerleading Trampoline Championship. Izi ndi zomwe mnyamata yemwe ali pachithunzichi akuwoneka kuti akuwona.
Choipa kwambiri n’chakuti, luso lodziwotchera m’maso mwanu limalengezedwa ngati lopumula, kusonyeza kuti hentai si chinthu choipa kwambiri chimene anthu a ku Japan angachite ndi nthawi yawo yopuma.
3. USB Pole Dancer
Ena amanena kuti misonkhano ya Nuremburg ndiyo kugwiritsa ntchito mawu koipitsitsa kwa anthu. Ena ku kugwiritsira ntchito molakwa malemba achipembedzo kulungamitsa chidani ndi nkhondo. Koma ayi, mawu amene akusonyeza kuipa kotheratu kwa chibadwa cha munthu ali pa webusaitiyi, pamene amatiuza kuti USB Pole Dancer wabwerera By Popular Demand.
Barbie wa gyrating dollar 60 wabwera NDI ZOFUNIKA KWAMBIRI! Izi zidalipo, kenako zidayima, ndiye anthu okwanira adawapempha kuti ayambe kupanga zambiri. Titha kungolingalira kuti mwini fakitaleyo analira, natenga ndalamazo, ndipo akugwiritsa ntchito senti iliyonse kuphunzitsa ana ake kuti alowe mu pulogalamu ya zakuthambo chifukwa pulaneti ili pompano ndilopanda pake.
4. Mbewa ya Steampunk
Sizinthu zonse zomwe mungalumikizane ndi kompyuta yanu ndizolakwa motsutsana ndi kukoma ndi kalembedwe. Mwamuna yemwe amangodziwa ngati Unklian, yemwe timaganiza kuti ndi l33t amalankhula za munthu wabwino kwambiri wopanga matabwa ndi mkuwa. mbewa ya steampunk izo zimagwira ntchito. Ndilo chowonjezera chomaliza cha purosesa ya nthunzi (tikumva kuti mutha kuyendetsa ma capacitors a flux pazinthuzo), ndipo ngati mukuganiza kuti kumanga kumafuna kudzipereka, lingalirani momwe zimakhalira kugwiritsa ntchito. Ukadaulo wa nthunzi utha kukhala ndi zida zambiri zamakina, koma ergonomy sinali imodzi mwazo.
5. The Littlest Flash Drive
ATP Electronics adaganiza kuti afika pachimake pamagalimoto ang'onoang'ono a USB zaka zapitazo, kupanga a 1GB yaying'ono kwambiri kuti ikafika pocheperapo imagwera kunja kwa socket. Mosakayikira kuyambitsa zochititsa manyazi mumtundu wa kasitomala amene amasangalala ndi mtundu uwu wa chinthu.
Koma ngati pali chinthu chimodzi chomwe akatswiri aukadaulo apakompyuta amachita bwino kwambiri, ndikukankhira envelopu kupita komwe kuli ntchito ya positi, mwanzeru kapena chifukwa chilichonse chokhalira pamenepo: pitani patsogolo. KingMax Super Ndodo . Super Stick idathyola chotchinga kukula pozindikira Gahena, safuna doko lonse la USB. Uphungu wama misala mutazindikira kuti chidziwitso cha moyo wanu wonse chikhoza kusungidwa kachipangizo kakang'ono kuposa chikhadabo chanu chosaphatikizidwa.
6. Mpira wa USB Bowling
Kumapeto kosiyana ndi kukula, malingaliro ndi mawonekedwe anzeru ndi USB Bowling Ball drive . Imalemera ma kilogalamu asanu ndi awiri, kutanthauza kuti kuti isagwirizane ndi Super Stick iyenera kusungidwa zambiri kuposa laibulale ya kukula kwa chilengedwe. Ndipo mukangoyilumikiza ku kompyuta yanu imathyola bolodi lanu pakati musanagwere chala chanu. Zazikulu NDI zotetezeka!
7. Universal Swiss Army Knife
Mumadziwa kuti ziyenera kuchitika - mpeni wawukulu wofiira womwe uli ndi zonse zomwe mungafune, ndi zinthu zingapo zosamvetseka zomwe simukuzidziwa. kukwezedwa pakompyuta kuphatikiza 2 GB memory stick. Zokonzedwera wopulumuka muofesi yamakono, imaphatikizanso cholozera cha laser, cholembera cholembera ndi masamba angapo odulira. Mwachiwonekere, misonkhano ya board ku Swiss Army ndiyosangalatsa kwambiri kuposa yathu.
Koma ngati simungathe kuwona vuto ndikuyika chinthu chopangidwa ndi 50% kudula m'mphepete mwa ma cyber-spaghetti omwe amabisala kuseri kwa kompyuta yamakono, ndikuyigwedeza mozungulira kuti mupeze socket yomwe simunagwire, ndiye tikukulimbikitsani kuti muwerenge zina zonse. za nkhaniyi mwamsanga musanathyole kompyuta yanu.
8. USB Web Server
Imachita ndendende zomwe mutuwo umanena - kachipangizo kakang'ono kamene kamatha yambitsani makina ochezera pa intaneti kuchokera pa doko la USB, ndipo chifukwa chokha chomwe simunawone izi zikugwiritsidwa ntchito m'mafilimu ngakhale Hollywood sakuganiza kuti makompyuta angachite zimenezo. Chifukwa chake muyenera kukhazikitsa malo omwe dziko liziwoneka ndi chenjezo la masekondi makumi asanu ndi limodzi okha ndipo palibe zida zolemetsa zomwe sizikudziwika, koma zitha kuphatikiza:
a) Kukhala mukuthawa RIAA
b) Kuyendetsa malo olaula a guerilla kuchokera mnyumba zakale za anthu
c) Kusandutsa makompyuta aulemu otopetsa kukhala ogawana nawo magawo a Battlestar Galactica.
Chirichonse chomwe chiri, pitirizani!
9. Mamilioni a Brewster (ma kilobytes)
Ngati Seva ya USB ndiyothandiza kwambiri kwa inu, taonani!
Umboni wosatsutsika wakuti ndalama zimayenera kulandidwa kwa anthu ena kuti zithandize anthu. Opanga kukumbukira White Lake apanga madola zikwi zitatu ndi theka golide ndi diamondi memory key , ndipo ngati wina awona vuto ndi kuvala chinthu chimodzi chotayika kwambiri chamagetsi chokhalapo ndi zodzikongoletsera zamtengo wapatali zinayi, White Lake siinawalembe ntchito. Zofunikira zina zolowera ku Gulu la WL Design zikuphatikiza kusowa kokoma, kulephera kunyansidwa ndi zinyalala zachinyengo, komanso IQ yotsika kuposa msonkho wanu.
Osadandaula kuti mutha kulipira gulu la anthu kuti anyamule floppy ya 3.5 ″ iliyonse pamtengo wotsika.
10. USB Hamster Wheel
Ngati cubicle yanu ndi kiyibodi sizimakupangitsani kuti mumve mokwanira ngati nyama yomwe ili mu gudumu lopanda pake, kwezani kufanana kwake ndi kuchuluka kowopsa ndi USB hamster kunyoza sekondi iliyonse ya kukhalapo kwanu kopanda pake - kulipidwa ndikuthandizidwa ndi zoyesayesa zanu zopanda phindu! Hamster imagwirizanitsidwa ndi kiyibodi yanu, imathamanga mofulumira momwe mumayankhira pa kiyibodi, ndipo ndi chinthu chomwe Kafka angapange pambuyo pa usiku wokhumudwitsa kwambiri pa absinthe.
Choyipa kwambiri, tsambalo limalemba zomwe zagulitsidwa. Anthu akugula izi, ndipo ngati muyenera kutenga mphindi kuti musiye chikhulupiriro mu zamoyo, tikumvetsa. Aliyense amene angagwiritse ntchito madola makumi asanu pa chipangano ichi chachabechabe chawo sayenera kukhala nacho. Ayenera kukhala ndi mtundu wina wa leash ya USB kuti awasungire pa desiki yawo komanso kuti asakhalenso ndi anthu enieni.
11. Laser Wotsogolera Rocket Launcher
Mukudziwa momwe ma Terminators adayambira? Ndi chifukwa cha zinthu ngati izi. Hei guys, tiyeni tipange chowombera missile ! Kenako gwirizanitsani ndi kompyuta! Kenako ipatseni makina owongolera laser! Kenako ikani muofesi ya anthu wamba momwe imaphunzitsidwa kuwombera anthu anyama! Ndichikhumbo chochititsa chidwi koma chosawona chachifupi kupitiriza kuwonjezera zina, kaya zikhale zomveka pansi pa ndondomeko yoyamba kapena ayi. Pamenepa, dongosolo loyambirira ndiloti Tiyeni timange chidole chosangalatsa komanso chopepuka cha ofesi yomwe CANT ingagwiritsidwe ntchito kuchititsa khungu! Timakonda komabe…
12. Barbie USB Drive
Kodi mukufuna kuvulaza ana mpaka kalekale? Mukuwoneka ngati wopotoza wowopsa muofesi? Kapena tangoganizani kuti David Lynch sanakhudze ntchito zanu zapakompyuta zatsiku ndi tsiku monga momwe angakhalire? Chilichonse chomwe mungafune chimodzi mwa izi Magalimoto a Barbie USB - ndipo chifukwa cha zozizwitsa za capitalism mutha kupeza zomwe mukufuna m'malo mwa zomwe mukufuna (mankhwala, ndi mtundu wina wa maphunziro otsitsimula omwe amathandizidwa ndi boma monga Horrific Decapitation - kwenikweni ndi chinthu choyipa)
13. Ashtray yopanda Utsi
Mu chimodzi mwa zitsanzo zabwino kwambiri zotsatsa zomwe tidaziwonapo, tsamba ili akuti phulusa lanu la USB lidzapangitsa Kusuta Kwachinsinsi Kukhala Kosavuta! Chifukwa palibe chomwe chimanena zachinsinsi kuposa chowotcha chachikulu chokhala ndi ma LED akuthwanima chomwe chimalumikizidwa ndi kompyuta yanu ndikununkha utsi. Iwo amati zikhala bwino mozungulira ofesi, zomwe ndi zoona mwaukadaulo ngati mutagula imodzi ndiyeno kupanga ma adapter omwe mudzafunika kuyilumikiza mukabwerera ku 1950, nthawi yomaliza yomwe mudaloledwa kusuta muofesi. Koma titha kunena kuti tibweretsenso buku la Grey's Sports Almanac m'malo mwake - pambuyo pake, choyipa kwambiri ndi chiyani chomwe chingachitike?
14. USB Aquarium
Kodi mumakopeka mosavuta ndi zinthu zoyenda mosadziwika bwino? Kodi muli ndi ndalama? Ndiye zikomo, mwina ndinu mphaka wokhala ndi kirediti kadi kapena msika womwe mukufuna USB Mini Aquarium . Chipangizochi chimakhala ndi chithunzithunzi - zingatheke bwanji opanga kupanga ndikugulitsa chinthu chomwe akufuna kuti chilumikizidwe ndi kompyuta popanda kumva za zowonera. Zili ngati kuyesa kugulitsa phonogalamu ya clockwork yoyendetsedwa ndi kulumikizidwa kwa iPod - mtundu wocheperako, koma wocheperako kuposa wokondeka. Ngati mukudziwa aliyense amene ali ndi imodzi mwa izi, njira zovomerezeka ndi boma ndikubwerera pang'onopang'ono osagwiritsa ntchito mawu akulu omwe angawapangitse chisokonezo ndi mkwiyo.
15. Nambala Yokhoma USB Drive
Anthu ochulukirachulukira akutero
a) kudziwa kufunika kwa chitetezo deta zofunika
b) pansi pa chinyengo chankhanza kuti deta yawo ndi yofunika
Pokhapokha ngati mutagwira ntchito ya Social Security kapena china chake chokhala ndi chidziwitso cha kirediti kadi, wamba wamba amakhala ndi chidwi ndi bukhu lanu la zithunzi zabanja monganso, aliyense amene mumamukakamiza kuti aziyang'ana. Pepani nazo. Kutchula dzina lolakwika la ego iyi ndikutchulidwa molakwika Morse Code flash drive , yomwe ilibe madontho kapena mizere. Ndi kiyibodi ya manambala yomwe imalepheretsa kuti galimoto yanu isawerengedwe mpaka code yolondola ilowetsedwa - ngakhale kuti zingatenge nthawi yayitali bwanji kuti munthu wokhotakhota adutse muyeso wokhawokhawo ukhoza kuyesedwa mumasekondi. Ngati anali ataphimbidwa m’maso. Ndi kuledzera.
Ngati mukufuna chitetezo chenicheni, tikupangira kuti munyamule ndodo yapamwamba ya KingMax pansi pa lilime lanu, pogwiritsa ntchito mpira wa USB (wosasunthika!), Kapena kudalira kuopsa kwa USB Barbie kuti aletse akuba.
16. The Real Thumb Drive
The thumba lalikulu zimapangitsa kuti zikhale zovomerezeka: pali mtundu wina wakuyerekeza ku Japan kuti apange ndodo ya USB mu dzina lililonse loyimba lomwe lilipo. Sitinganene kuti chala chachikulu cha USB ndichabwino: kuseketsa kumatenga pafupifupi sekondi imodzi (mwina ola limodzi ngati ndinu okonda abwenzi amtsogolo), pomwe USB drive yanu imagwiritsidwa ntchito tsiku lililonse. Pokhapokha mutakhala njira, nawonso mumakanema a Saw sitikuwona mukusangalala kwambiri.
17. Olankhula Mphika wa Maluwa
Tidakuwuzani kuti pali kuyeserera. Izi ndizomwe zili pachimake chazovuta zamakompyuta za ku Japan - zopanda pake, mawu atatu okha achingerezi patsamba lonse lazogulitsa, ndipo imodzi mwa izo ndiyolakwika. Tikuganiza kuti amapita kukagula mphika kumeneko, ngakhale kuganiza chilichonse chokhudza malingaliro a anthu omwe angapange zopangira maluwa zabodza zamagetsi ndizowopsa.
Wopusa maluwa abodza sichimavina mokwiyitsa ku nyimbo zathu kapena chilichonse. Pepani, Japan, koma tili ndi ZOYENERA kuwononga chuma chathu moyipa, ndalama ndi ukadaulo mdziko muno!
18. Ghost Radar
Khwerero 1: Pezani gawo la msika la anthu opupuluma kwambiri
Gawo 2: Tengani ndalama zawo
Winawake atadzitsimikizira kuti mizimu yakufa ikuwuluka mosawoneka mchipindamo ndikuwayang'ana akulemba, kuwapangitsa kuti akhulupirire. masenti makumi asanu a LED amavomerezana nawo ndizosavuta mochititsa manyazi. Tikufuna kunyoza chipangizochi molimba, koma takhumudwa kwambiri kuti sitinachiganizire kaye.
19. Mini Fridge
Kodi munayamba mwadandaulapo kuti mumayenera kuyenda kuchokera pa kompyuta kupita ku furiji kuti mutenge madzi a shuga owonjezera mamiliyoni ambiri? Ngati ndi choncho sitikuyenera kukupangitsani kukhala kosavuta kuti mupewe kuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi chifukwa pali mwayi wokwana makumi asanu kuti ndinu ozungulira kale. Koma tili ndi ntchito yochitira lipoti lazidakwa, tsoka, ndipo sitilola chilichonse chopanda phindu ngati vuto lanu lamtima lomwe latsala pang'ono kutisokoneze!
The Brando mini furiji zidzasunga wina akhoza kuzizira kwa inu nthawi zonse. Zinthu zikatenthedwa mu Molten Core, musadandaule za AFKing kapena kusiya gulu lanu losasunthika - kompyuta yanu idzakhala ndi zotsitsimula zozizira. (CHENJEZO: Zimbudzi za USB sizinatheke, chifukwa chake kugwiritsa ntchito furiji kumangotsimikizira kuti muyenera kudzuka pamapeto pake)
20. USB Air Mask
Mutha kudziwa anthu ena omwe sangakhale opanda makompyuta awo, koma tikukayika kuti aliyense wa iwo adalumikiza mpweya kuzinthu zoyipa. Izi Chigoba chothana ndi mungu choyendetsedwa ndi USB idapangidwira nyengo ya ziwengo - mutha kuzizindikira kuchokera ku masks ofanana, osakhala amagetsi omwe samakupangitsani kuti mulowe pakompyuta yanu ngati mtundu wina wanyama wamakina. Dongosololi limakhala ndi phokoso, chifukwa mukafunika kupuma kwambiri pakompyuta yanu. Ingokumbukirani kuchotsa mbiri ya msakatuli pambuyo pake.
Pamaphunziro otsitsimula chifukwa chake kupatsa mpweya wanu kumakina kuli koyipa, timalimbikitsa kuwonera 2001 kapena kungoganiza kwa masekondi angapo.
Elon Decker Elon ndi mlembi waukadaulo ku Cyber S. Wakhala akulemba zowongolera kwa zaka pafupifupi 6 tsopano ndipo wafotokoza mitu yambiri. Amakonda kuphimba mitu yokhudzana ndi Windows, Android, ndi zidule ndi malangizo aposachedwa.